My biggest red flag is the autism.

He literally is a red flag bro, look at your fucking red ass shirt. WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH

Okay, right, so she is bad as fuck, but I Have no clue what her ethnicity is bro. I can't I can't find out. I'm stuck between like every other Asian in the world

Bro, as a nail biter, your nail's looking scrumdiddlydumptious right now, bro. I might just have to take a little nibble out of them white itty bitty bitty chitties. Well, fathom me speechless.

Nah, I can't lie, you're so good looking, I wouldn't even be able to talk to you in fucking public. I'd be all fucking sweating and shit, fucking holding my pockets and shit, I wouldn't know what to do.

Wallahi you look like you got Down syndrome! Respectfully tho

Literally fuck the shit out of you baby girl I hope you get naked right now my dick is so rock solid

Not having you

You look beautiful.

No neutral ground when talking with significant other