Listen here mate, I might be fat, but you're a fucking ginger bastard, yeah? You dyed your hair black just so you wasn't ginger. But you know what, down below, you were still fucking ginger, pal, yeah? So don't even try and chat shit here, dickhead.

Mate, I don't even have Fanta pubes, mate. I used to shave them and I still fucking do, mate, but I bet you they still taste like Fanta. Do you wanna lick?

Yeah, you know what mate, I'll take you up on that offer. I do quite like Fanta, so yeah, let me have a lick of your fucking ginger pubes, pal. Yeah? Fucking bring them here now.

Oh, that turned up quick!

Um, yeah, he's dead. Uh, good thing to know. Uh, he's currently living in the walls. Come and help me, please.

Yeah mate, well I have lived in your fucking walls. You will start with me again like that or I will fucking come out and bust you in the head.

Yeah, hello Ava, as you probably understood from his other comment, if you read that one, listen to it even, I am actually inside his walls, so just so you know, if he ever pipes up again, I am coming out and smashing him in the fucking head, and if he doesn't like that, then obviously I'm going to have to hit him with a baseball glove, you get me, so yeah, just so you know.

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