Wow, I farted on my pillow, hopefully I get pink eye. Sheesh.

Um, what's love got to do with it? Mm-mm. Nope, couldn't be with you. I don't know, you shouldn't afford it. Uh-uh, that's just thing.

Wtf 😳😂😂😂

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Such a way with words, 100% a modern poet. The words just make a symphony of emotions, like that scene in ratatouille. Farted and pink eye just made music in my head, the colours and shapes clashing together like the flavour of butter on toast. Gorgeous, thanks for this OP.

It honestly is also so romantic, i wish I had a man who'd fart on the pillow I sweetly lay my head on at night. I would never look at another penis haver again, honestl to the Lord himself. My heart melted at these lyrics, so sweet and thoughtful. Mwah.

Yo, what fucking trash low-life lyrics, but at the same time great fucking act of revenge to start with. That fucking party to the pill, fucking asshole.

nice bit, aight?

It's so crazy with the pink eye shit, oh lord. That's crickety.