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What's the motherfucking wireman be back again with one of these poles thanks yeah I was saying I'm not sure if you're familiar with the video below but is the issue of who she paid how did the bill be split his people ordering calamari in New York strips know nothing Hannas people are in chicken strips and french fries do you know how many housesitting be divided absolute be your girlfriend pay your mama paying your boy your baby daddy your partners yummy Israel self-explanatory champion make sure you're following the hashtags man and at the very least jump in line for motherfucking battle Royale biggest thing on stereo type in and let me know if any
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Damn how the fuck you beat me to it! I was just about to post this question! Look nicca don't be sending me shit. Comment on my shit like you ya friends. The answer is no! I'm only paying for my shit
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Gotta be quicker than that the early president gets the worm motherfucker but I’m not surprised you need to go ahead and share that nurse money with the community and stop being so selfish I didn’t get in the Oval Office by not paying for Bday dinners it’s know what I’m saying but it’s levels though also can I borrow 7 dollars jk but I’m serious and joking nah jk help me
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Hey funny Scotty what's good how you doing hope you're doing great I'm definitely not splitting that no no no she gonna have to pay for her own shit cause I'm paying for my own I'm paying for me and I'm out Yeah please
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I can understand that but what about just chipping in a extra 20 for the Bday person
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Everyone pay their own and split the birthday persons meal!
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I’m paying mine and the birthday girl. Everyone else can fight about it while I’m walking out.
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You know what Diamond for once we actually agree. And that….. that actually makes America very nervous….. you make me Nervous Dr Diamond Dp
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Not the DP all over…. You know what! I know it’s the cali school system!!! Damn….🤦🏽♀️
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Well, whoever's idea it was to go to this bougie place should pay for that bill.
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I’m paying for my own shit💀
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damn everybody's paying for their own shit i get it i definitely get it but but it's the birthday it ain't like y'all just went out to benihana's on a random tuesday it's a birthday they don't get an extra little something something hmm nothing damn it's cold out here shout out to you though ripping man appreciate you for the uh you know i'm saying the participation
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I'm still paying for my own shit, and that birthday girl's probably gonna get a free dinner anyways from Benihana, from us spending all that money.
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all the bad bitches at the table and uh the the crusty ****** they ain't getting their shit paid so that's why i'm mad with it and you are not the real president please stop using my likeness before i sue your ass in perpetuity mother fucker and also uh
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So, your mother's a bad bitch, a badly dressed bitch, so, what I'm trying to say is, I definitely will pay for all the bad bitches at the table, um, but uh, the mangy ****** I ain't paying for, that's where I'm at with it, that's where I am at with it, yeah, tell your mama I said what's up.
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Speaking of bad bitches eating I just bought your mother a seafood dinner and never called her back. Also you can’t pay for dinner with usher bucks or car wash tokens so fall back fake president and eat your fruit snacks that you found on the ground on your way in to the restaurant
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You know what's 20 times funnier? Um, my mom jugged you out a seafood dinner. But on another note, the fruit snacks that I found was for you because you my son. Um, ain't nobody has time for a fake-ass president like you. Don't you have some head to sniff? No paws. No paws.
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You know what’s 1000 times funnier your mother dropped those fruit snacks when we got lost. For some reason my GPS which is your mother made us take a wrong turn and ended up in pound town she loves it there. They have great wings and the sun never sets. Because of that I had no idea we made love for 2 days straight. The cat was mid but I definitely recommend 👌🏾
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you know what's 45,000 more times funnier is that endless sunsets sounds like hell so I don't know just seems like you just put her through hell and you keep talking about going to pound town your access has been revoked because of all of the bad press we get when you come to pound town okay
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What is wrong with y'all two? Hmm? Prototype and Daddy, what's wrong with y'all? Is something wrong with y'all? Is something wrong with y'all?
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😂 wild!
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Right😭
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I am here to be a gentleman, not an aggressive man.
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Right on Brody I appreciate that😭
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Who ever invited the birthday person out should probably pay for the birthday dinner but that does not mean you get lobster. Also, don't go to restaurants that are out of your budget. If Red lobster is in your budget, take your ass to Red Lobster! If you can afford Ruth Chris, then good on your boy!
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😭 that’s a fucking fact people get themselves into a lot of trouble trying to live beyond their means….. Praying for the family
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