It’s the receding hairline for me the booming forehead for me the fact you look like your someone’s grandfather for me it’s the fact you have the most dummest glasses that make you look like you scare the bitchies away I know you got chompers that are in diagonal lines and not parallel lines

This is what a successful young cat looks like he doesn't give a lion about anyone else's opinion no that's dope I'm not saying you're gonna win any good looking handsome charming Contessa out there Monday

first bro got accused of being gay and now he’s being accused of being a pedo 🥲 this is sad

you have nice teeth for a pedophile!

It's the fact that you look like a pedophile with nice teeth. It's the fact that you have a big forehead and no hair to cover it up. It's the fact that you have little eyes. It's the fact why your fingers look like that, your fingers look small. You have no nails, that's why.

I'm not gonna lie though, those might be like the whitest teeth I've ever seen in my life.

dude you look like a pedophile fucking white teeth and that's kind of crazy because your teeth ain't even that good but bro your glasses look like you ain't got no hoes not even talking about your hair your hair look like you done freaking took you done took the fucking shaver to it and went straight down the middle like you're trying to look like Albert Einstein or something and why your fingers look like that why the fuck your fingers look like that

You sit there and opt in to wear those glasses. Well guess what buddy you already missed your wizard class because I hit up your good friend Harry and he doesn't want a Dumbledore shit to do with you. Wait, your hair, what in the tap water is going on up there, you really went into a grocery store and saw the Ramen and told yourself you'd look fire as the nickname top Ramen. Yeah I'd put that second pic as a sympathy pic too.

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