So I've just come across this picture of me it's horrendous so go ahead and roast me baby

He could go like a hellbilly British bitch.

I mean... You're British. That's already a good enough roast.

Yo, your posture is depressing as fuck. I ain't even gonna lie to you, but you got some thick-ass thighs.

It was the roast meat baby. Is that your long neck having an ass up? You must be related to Daddy Longneck.

This picture where you at you look like you're sitting on a boat. That's cool

Bro, why the fuck you said, baby, you wanna get rose-eyed, bro? You look like a pineapple on the fucking stick, you ugly-ass bitch. Bro, you fucking red-eyed, little-ass bitch. But that's why you look like a flash screen TV looking at his...

You look like a teenager that's stuck in the early 2000s.

But why do you look like every girl in Hogwarts what do you look like ever go on Harry Potter

Elmo, Elmo thinks you really are great.

Can I have 10 everyone's pretty in their own way