Forget long ass jokes, I don't care about them, give me your best dad joke.

My girlfriend was really mad at the fact that I've got no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

When you've got all the lights in the house and that and your dad walks in and goes, Oi, what have you got all these on for? Is that Blackpool Illuminations in here?

I don't have a dad Love you bye Farro

Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.