Me immediately going, oop, jump scare.

Sex is fuck, 10 out of 10, you keep doing what you're doing, keep eating, don't let them get you down, body positivity, all that things, yada yada yada, why do women do this shit like honestly, like women legit do this shit to each other, like man you fat, lose some weight, that's what men do, men don't give a shit, they're like dude you fat, lose some weight.

Oh my god, you're so goofy!