your brows are probably the only thing in shape in this picture and like hear me out you might weigh over 200 pounds but on Mars you'd only weigh 76 so you're not overweight you're just on the wrong fucking planet so fuck off

I'm the half male in the first comic, but um, sir, I need to go seek some help. Go, go get some help, bruh. Like, get some therapy. Anything at this point.

I’m not that type of food man.

Bro is suffering his triple chins, that's how fucking fat he is. You fat fuck. Jesus Christ. I bet your fat ass goes to McDonald's every day. I bet you tried applying to McDonald's for the discount, you fat shit.

ha ha fat ass anyways being honest with you bro have a good day

Shut the fuck up, we all know you love food, based on how you look. It's not even funny. You just look weird, you're a fast fuck, you got nothing to do. Can't do anything.

I think u alr need to get off this app

Oh, leave me alone! Why do you keep coming up? You're gonna give me nightmares! Please! Oh my god, whoever's making this, please stop! You're killing fucking poor innocent men's life! Come on, people!

well take a load of this guy