I can't. I hate myself. Permanently.

Totally, without a doubt, you have to love yourself.

Holy

Oh, I was gonna say wholesome vibes dude, but then you know, you lost it bro. Oh, well dude next time, right?

My bad! Smash! Smash! Smash! Mommy! Sorry Mommy! Ah!

Love yourself, follow your dream, don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't do, they're just dumb, they're trying to push you down, alright, alright, have a nice day.

Hello I am going on but the bird

I ain't even gotta say much, boy. Yo, man, boy, I swear to God, boy. You look like you came out of church with a bat wearing a ring on your head.

Gotta spread the word on this app, these bitches be hatin' themselves.

I got a small dick, but wait till it get hard, she be like, damn, shit, my God.