Man I'm sorry autistic but the haircut is making you look even more artistic like what is that is that supposed to be a mohawk like I'm confuse like is it supposed to be like dick on your hair like it's supposed to be a fucking unicorn horn like what is that supposed to be you trying to be in my little pony like What was going on

Okay, I'll see you with whatever the fuck that is on your head, like, you're over here trying to get a girlfriend, like, I respect that, I respect that for real. I respect that.

Yo, I feel kinda bad, but you know, you gotta get—actually, let me say that again. Yo, I think what you need to do, like, you need to shave that skid mark you got on your head. And, you know, you need to get back out there. You need to go to the park and find yourself a Down Syndrome person. You know, stoop to some or more of your level. Like, totally tubular, dude. You got this. Yo, I'm sorry, bro.

Damn, he's like a sexy motherfucker, damn. Rawr!

Hey, I'm also autistic. Let's be friends.

I mean, you seem pretty cool.