Is that not Colby Brock? Like, that is literally Colby Brock. Is that not? Like...

Bro, what the fuck is this? Delete it. Like right now, this is embarrassing.

Dang, your nose looks like a whole cauliflower, bruh. That thing is pointing to the North Pole.

Ay, ay, ay, ay, I put my dick in a bag of Doritos and make the ***** bitch with the dust off the tip.

Buddha's name is this you look like dream. Why do you have this picture as your profile picture? This is nothing to be proud of my man

I love how you're pretending to be Colby Brock, but, my guy, you'll never be him. Never. Especially if you're pretending like nobody's gonna like you.

Tell me I can't even not at all I don't care about anything else where the f**k did you get your chair from that looks that looks mad comfy bro oh get the link because like I'm for real that it does not look like a bad quality chair

You look like that. You look like the Sam and Colby dude.