Yo, your eyebrows are looking kinda bushy, bruh. Like, if I shave both of those things, I'm probably gonna find more ants having to cook out in there than the entire movie of Bugs Life. That's probably why you're biting your chainsaw, or that's probably the only thing of value in your room. You probably invested more into some irrelevant currency than Logan Paul and just went to bankruptcy, bro.

You're like a five

9.5

What is wrong with you dude? Why are you butting your hoodie string, man? That's so dirty, it will be so wet, man. Come on, man, you know better.

Boy, I know that string stink.