Jeffrey Dahmer. Jeffrey Dahmer.

I'm sorry, but what has happened to my halfy beard? It's like, it just disappeared, and my moustache is like, missing, pretty much. And then, I'm not even going to talk about the hair. It's a no from me.

Bro, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to get your hair glow up in middle school, but you ugly as hell dawg, like what did your barber do to you? Like I'm sorry, you gotta shave or do something with your hair, cause you ugly as hell *****.

Get off of my little 4u game, I don't know who controls it, um, play it all day or whatever, the fucking, um, welcome... to... the app... I forget what it's called, but if y'all hear this, please get this dude off of my thing!

How ba-a-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Let's see...

Yo, what's up dude? What's your gamertag?

You look like if Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Sheeran had a baby. Oh.