What the fuck is wrong with my cat?

No disrespect to the cat, but he look like Megamine.

No no no who the fuck bunk that shit out of you because we're gonna have a team he would say that the reason is it is getting swollen like the cartoon characters when a cat fucking gets hit with a hammer and a fucking head and then she grows like what 50 inches oh shit go to the doctor

Oh, your cat's friend is as big as Jimmy Neutrons, whatever that little freaking rat-ass kitty.

Is your cat a unicorn or what?

I did not notice it, but whoever said I can't look like Megalovania, you are wrong for that. He's got a branch on my throat. He's got a branch on my throat, ah. It's already big, it's spread through, through his body. Ew. He's gonna die. Rest in peace, Tom Jerry.

That thing is probably gonna learn to catch Jerry at some point in his lifetime. That thing is consuming more nods than Jimmy Neutron. Grab Zoro's sword and slice that thing off as soon as possible. That's a whole tumor growing up there.

I can't even hold you. You can't look like Yoda. I can't even hold you on that rope.

Bro, I'm not even being mean. Bro, just let your- Hey, just let the cat be, bro. This cat ain't do nothing to you guys, bro. He's just chilling there, minding his own damn business, trying to sleep, or he's either on catnip, fucking tweaking the hell, fucking tweaking the hell out. Leave him alone, bro.

Bro, my dog, my dog had this, like, thing on his head, it was like a massive growth, it looked like a wart, bro, it was like bleeding and gushing like a liquid, this, this is like a bump, though, like, um, like maybe it's a tumor, I don't know, my grandma died from a tumor, um, go to the doctors, definitely, for it, though.