Is that looking like my granny's booty hole?

Um, if one of my family members looks like this, then I'm unclaiming him. I would consider him as a crackhead. Um, throw the whole dog away. Like, then he got a little bit of, oh my god, this hairy ass dog. Like, what is he looking at?

Literally me on a Monday morning when I have to get up and go to school.

That dog! That's like, um, that mirror guy's, um, ass. You know which one I'm talking about? Like, for reference, this is how hairy my butt is right now. You know that guy? Yeah, that looks like his ass.

Nah, forget about my family members, man. That dog looked like it just saw a biblically accurate angel. I think it looked like it just got scared by a werewolf. You see those eyes? Those things are looking two separate directions at all times. He's staying alert. Nah, that thing has as much hairs as my pubes, man.

Like that shit! I can't see the difference between my brothers. Like, they all look the same.

Why does that look like my brother?

No, because like now that I'm like looking at the picture, like hella good honestly, like up close kinda, like you kinda look like my fucking tia, like that bitch can not stop talking shit, but like she barely got any hair, and her nose is like hella far next to her eyes, and her eyes are hella far apart, and her fucking ears are just like black like her neck, like this picture is just making me feel like you're part of my family almost, like welcome to the family!