Damn, yo ass look like a Pinterest profile picture.

Where'd her arm go?

Girl, I will slap you, cause, you know, see, you thought people was gonna give you good compliments. Girl, how that work? Backlash on you. That's what you get. Um, I'm not even gonna say nothing, cause your daddy left you. I can tell your dad left you, cause, um, you be taking mirror pics, so I can tell your dad left you. I know, which ain't make no sense, but I can tell he left you, though. That's all. Goodbye.