What am I doing? I'm karaoke-ing, of course. A hopeless romantic all my life Surrounded by no bitches all the time I guess I should take this as a sign Oh wow, wow, I'm fucking lonely There's no goddamn woman in this world to hold me And I'm crying in my room So skeptical of love

Currently on the toilet, spreading my asscheeks like Moses so that way my shit can fit through.

What am I doing? I'm singing.

I'm with your mom.

Hey, I'm just chilling. What you doing?

What I'm doing, I'm scrolling on this app and talking shit, like I always do.

What do you think I'm doing? What do you think I'm doing? Am I not on this app? What do you think I'm going to be doing? I'm going to be on this app. What do you think? What do you think?

He be feedin' me pasta and lobsters He just hit me up on Tuesday, like, what you doin', bae? Let me take you shoppin' I told him, well, I'm a little busy He said, damn, I'm in your city But anyway, it's okay, hope you have a good day I'ma see you by day fifty Then I told him, you treat me so well He said, cash out, puzzle Matter fact, scratch that, I'ma see you with stat Just cause you fine as hell And I told him, well, thank you, baby Anything for my favorite lady Well, I gotta go, then just let me know That I can pick up my Mercedes

I want to suck some dick and I'm just bored.

What am I doing? I'm laying on the ground cuz I'm bored