I got mothers about homeless man when I was three.

And I'm a little scared he's gonna find me, because every time I talk about him, Ro finds a way, and like, Ro finds help. But like, my boyfriend, um, your ex, sorry, we dated for two years straight, and I felt like he should know me, so I broke up with him, and he's out with a girl two days later, and I found help somehow, like, I discovered he was cheating on her, and I showed her, and like, man, I have, like, nasty style.

So like this one time I called my bestie, she was with her cousin and then her cousin said like, oh my gosh she's such a big fan just because I have shoes in me and then my best friend didn't do anything about it and I knew they were forcing her so I said stop forcing her like you, that you're calling me a fucking bitch菊頭の肥感強 all of you

There's not too much drama on my end, except for my dark WESLEY keeps barking at the mailman. Heck, I tried training him not to, but I don't know. He just don't like the mailman.

There's this one dude in my school, and he was such a whore, like he was like the biggest whore ever, and he was fucking all the women, and he tried to fuck with my sister but she wasn't down for that, and he had the biggest scare because he fucked this one chick, and she said she was pregnant, she wasn't, but haha, that's what he gets, fuck him.

There was this guy I liked in like 7th grade and one of my friends, we were all like virgins and shit, he went and slept with him and now she's a virgin and now she's pregnant and she wants me to help take care of her baby. Yup.

Bro literally in one fucking day I stubbed my one toe and it took all the skin off of it and I stubbed my other toe and glass went fucking through it and it went like under my nail. That's what's almost like, is yet to come

There's a trampoline park where I live okay, and like I don't even know how long ago This was but like there was an eighth grader Sucking the seniors dick there in like the foam pit Like out in public and shit

So bro, I like, got fired from my job like, 2 hours ago maybe, I don't know, and um, it's late, um, but, so, I got fired cause I didn't motherfucking get it, cause I fucking picked up a bag of chips too hard, like, my fucking bag, so fuck.

So like one time, I thought that I didn't have to wear anything under an apron, and I ran around the house butt naked with just an apron on saying, Mommy, I'm a chef! And everyone was like, well, you understand.