What's the most unintentionally funny thing a date or significant other has told you or commented to where you're just like is this for real right now? For example, a guy one time looked at me and said 28 and I said no I'm 25 and he goes no yeah you're like 28 percent body fat. All right top that please.

One time a girl told me that my hair gave me a quote-unquote Palestinian vibe. I'm like 98% fucking Scottish.

OK but like if some anybody told me I have 28% body fat even if I did I don't know how much I have I would be on the fucking night like the news his Bannick murderer kills white man about common of her body fat like no absolutely not