Has anyone ever offered to buy a joke off of you? Like you go on stage, you say a joke, you come off stage and someone's like hey like I love that joke let me buy it off you for X amount of money. I mean it could be 20 bucks, 5 bucks, 200 bucks, a thousand bucks, whatever. But like you know like they would get the rights to use that joke and you know manipulate it as they see fit and you can't use it anymore. So have you ever been offered? I'm curious I know it happens a lot in the scene so if you have sold a joke what's the highest price?

I've never gone on stage, but I think I'm funny enough to sell jokes. Who can I sell my jokes to? Could I put that shit on Craigslist?