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this one for my alien homies

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Bro, I've just been like really thinking with all this talk about, you know, aliens and like UFOs and shit. It's like, when are they finally just going to pull up on us, bro? Like I know they're out there. Like when are they finally just going to pull up? Like let's vibe straight up.
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They're already here man, they're already chilling with us, my G.
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Oh shit they came in with you too yeah I got bo like five on my day I'm torture normal to ******* with making them do weird shit with each other I'm scared they don't overpower me oh shit
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So sad thing is, there's no such thing as aliens, bro. If you think about it, alien spelled backwards is just Neil A, like Neil Armstrong. It's just his name backwards.
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No you never let you know I want to go see ET but I am real as crazy
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But what if I am the alien? What if I'm the alien? Like what if I'm right now helping to find you in your home?
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Then the women came in and made it not funny.
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Gay.
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Yeah
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Look at my avatar. What do you want to ask me?
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Boy, that's like a bird in the middle of the world, and it's a little bit of a mess.
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Boy you a not a god damn alien what you talk about girl that's just the appetite girl Real life you not even an alien you probably a human being probably in your couch ******** on your ****** basement what you talk out
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Oh my god, Ali, can we be friends? Like literally? Girl, you probably are the go-to fear because girl you sound funny. Just kidding, you look like a ***** *****, you look like a *****, don't come to my ******* friend. *****, you dumb *** ***** *****, you built like a ******* frigid, color by number looking *** *****.
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Do they got fin boys on your planet?
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When I was a child, I got abducted by a big old alien and it butfucked me for five hours straight and it's bugatti in outer space and that shit hurt it. It was like a it was like a spear on the end of his ****
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Oh my god.
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One, it's a distraction from the other stuff that's going on. And two, when the government lets them free, honey. Either that or we are the aliens. How about that? Just kidding.
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Like the distraction like Ohio with the chemical spill, you never lie. They just try to make sh- Cause if it was aliens, how could you shoot an alien down and they just travel for different galaxies? I don't get-
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Oh, you mean the couple of oil spills? Because I remember there one being in Ohio a couple days later. Uh, there was an oil spill in Texas, North Carolina, uh, and somewhere else there was another one. Yep, it's going down.
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distractions everywhere
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The government doing something shady and we all know it. We're just too scared to admit it
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I think they were the aliens.
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the aliens. You know that, right? I think we are the aliens to this earth.
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Or maybe there are aliens, quote unquote aliens, out there on a different planet trying to look for us, quote unquote aliens. If you know what I mean.
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I already pulled up already a part of water right next to you right now I'm in no rush
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Funny you say that They try to blend blend everybody in and because we're so used to seeing them looking like little Martians little people with big-*** Eggheads we won't know the difference, but yeah, they look like me and you today. I mean
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Let's vibe with aliens, dude. You got no brain cells. such a ***** *** up ***.
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Nah, cause this is just racism to aliens. I think that we should chill with him. They're just like us, but different.
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Shut your dumb *** up. You ain't one of us. You're the only one different.
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Man, shut the **** up, pickle eyes with your ******* ****ing lamb chops looking beard.
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Man girl you a Bob and your butt stank I don't know who you talking to Bryant one little dude
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You dead shaped like a meatball. Shut your ******* up.
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No, because I really want to know, like come on, please pull up already aliens, like I want to meet you, I want to know what you've been doing all this time, like why haven't you come to visit us, like in person? Like, I know they might like kill you, but like, it's to experience to live for, you know?
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No, like, imagine a thick *** alien just coming into your crib, like, what's the word? Beep boop bop on this.
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