You know that anti marijuana commercial where the dogs like I wish you didn't smoke weed My question is what would your dog say to you? I think mine would be like I don't know why I go in there when you do, but I really wish you wouldn't put it with the door open. It's gross!

My dog, like every time I eat something, I feel that she might say, hey, Sharon's camera, you fat fuck, say what you got.