This is for all my dog and cat lovers, any animal with hair. But when their hair gets stuck in your mouth, you will never, ever know if it's one of their pubes. Ever.

Well, how do you just wake up in the morning and just come up with these questions? But it is kind of a good question though.

I'm not sure how this came about but is this what you're assuming? Do you have a dog poop or a cat poop in your mouth?

Question is, why is your cat and dog's private part next to your face to your mouth? Like that's gross. Get help now.