Keep this story going. Me and my best friend, Aaron Carpenter, let's call him. Start making out. We're looking each other deep in each other's eyes and all of a sudden a huge fucking dolphin wants to join in. The dolphin starts squealing and it's like... We look in its mouth and has a hook so we stop making out. We take the hook out. We reach into his mouth deep inside it and we fill around and we fill coins. We pull out the coins. It's literally gold. We take the gold, we help the dolphin, the dolphin swims away and as it swims away it shits itself and we see one long pearly necklace. This necklace was the most valuable thing in the world. We take all the gold into the pearly necklace right to National Treasure with Nicolas Cage. He starts making out with us now because he's so happy.

And we're all making out and suddenly a wild bear Grylls wants to come and join.