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Yo check me out. She bad right? Bad as hell. Hair bad, face bad, she smell good, she thick, all that. Or him, whatever you're into. But you come home and they got this meal made for you. What you doin'?
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The fact that you said or him got me dead. Cause you said or that her hair, her nails, her um, oh she thick. What am I thinking of? Thick dick? Dick dick?
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You feel me? Because we don't discriminate out here, you feel me? So whether it's a guy or girl, you got to visualize like how they would look in a picture, you feel me? In an ideal world, but they can't cook, bro, like look at that shit, bro, like...
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Right, right, because I definitely want my guy thick in the idol world. Definitely, he gotta have the cheeks and he have to have that girth.
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In your case it would be a guy who's tall, has a great smile, a big dick, a very fit body, and a decent amount of money.
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Nah, if my shoddy was to make that, I'm throwing that bitch in the trash, right along with that food.
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You're just gonna eat and rather live the promises because of that I NEED
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I'm a scarf the hoedown and the scarf scarf my Shorty next for me
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My boy, my boy said either way I'ma get this meal in. I'ma get that protein. I see you twang.
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Oh, if the pussy is good, the food has to be good. The key to a man's heart is through his stomach. And the story, she has to be able to cook, bro. No, no, no, no.
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I feel you big bruh. This can only go so far bruh. If this the meal you handed to me. Like this is where the shit ends.
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I mean, I'm a chef myself. I be chefing like a motherfucker. So that's not a deal breaker for me. I'd rather eat my own food at the time. But I could teach her how to cook if she really don't know how. If she don't want to know how, that's her problem.
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bruh if this is the exact meal that's being handed to you i don't think there's anything you can do big bro you can't teach shorty how to cook bruh she just she just don't there's people that got it and then there's those that don't bruh she just don't
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I mean I can just order some door dash like it ain't that serious we can just teach children how to cook I mean we could just learn together or some door dash like if you find me fine I got to see you too
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I mean, you sound very nice, so I applaud you for that. But if I, if you came home from work and I got you a dish with Froot Loops, rice, beans, you're not gonna be hot, bruh?
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I mean every little Lego love you like a little put off but I will be mad I feel like I am we can do cooking classes together or we can use orders and door that I'm just not that bad you know
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Well, honestly, if she genuinely made that and thought I would eat it, then I don't really care how bad she is. She's a clown, bro. Like, I really don't care. You're done.
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Gang I feel you bro like this shit unacceptable bro like it'll break my heart if I smashed already right but then I she bring me to her crib type shit and this is the bitch nah fuck
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The fuck no, I'm eating that North Korean shit
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Shorty gotta be a psychopath to hand you a plate with these items on that bruh
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Well, you can also cook, you know. Doesn't have to all be on her.
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No bruh, no bruh, this needs to be a 50-50 thing bruh. This needs to be a hunnid, a hunnid. I need to cook, you need to cook, you feel me? We need to take care of each other. This meal right here, that shit ain't acceptable bruh.
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