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Alright bruh, so you out with your girl, y'all having a good time, y'all walking around and shit, and this motherfucker comes up to you and your girl and slaps your girl in the ass. What you doing?
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Bruh, on God, I'ma just, I'ma just gaslight myself, bruh, and imagine that didn't happen. And then walk away, bruh. You see that, motherfucker? Fuck that.
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My boy holding that dumbbell on some real deal like final boss type energy
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Bro, you gotta hit him with the... Damn, I'm gonna get some of that too. You know, then he gonna walk away like, oh damn.
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I'm gonna slap his ass. Maybe that'll take his pride. Maybe that'll stop him. I don't know. Cause like, if I do anything else, he's gonna kill me. It's as simple as that. I'm not trying to die. I'm trying to survive on this.
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Bruh like ****** need to understand that sometimes being a freak gets you out of the stickiest situation as a bro.
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Honestly, you smacking his ass not gonna stop him bro. You just made him horny and mad big bro
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Nah, my man better start swinging before I do.
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Queen I hear you I hear you but like look how look how effortlessly he picked up that dumbbell like He don't have to get the you gonna need like a sword for that motherfucker not even bread You need a cannon for that for that big-ass *****.
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You better pay for the hospital, that's all I'm saying.
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Immediately smacked my girl's ass again and then immediately after that smacked his ass And he's gonna be so dumbfounded that I was take that opportunity to smack his face at the same damn time Do it but never know what's coming
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Now let's say he sees your head coming and he moves all the way or better yet he Easter hit and then start staring down with necks
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Smack his dick and he's gonna be so fucking dumbfounded. He's gonna want to square up, but he's gonna be like so fucking flabbergasted that it's just gonna, you know, knock his feet for real.
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You're delivering shit out of this Teletubby ass *****, man. The fuck you mean?
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I don't give a fuck who it is. You're not gonna disrespect me and my girl when you do shit like this.
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I feel you bruh, I just you know, like if I split that motherfucker and he just eat that shit and then I randomly just wake up in the same spot but my girl gone bruh, like that's what I fear that you feel me she just one-off with the *****
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I will slap his dick he give a high-five to my girls butt cheek I will give a high-five back to his motherfucking Crouch
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So we gonna be having a one-on-one right now we throwing hands but not about to disrespect me like that. Hey no.
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Listen, I don't know, but all I know is that that *****, Lil East, stank.
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Guess him. He looks kinda hot. What the fuck?
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That guy's gonna be laughing until you pull out the nine.
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