So like what historical event do you wish that you would have been a part of? I have three, which is crazy. First one, I would have loved to be there to see them sign the Declaration of Independence. I feel as though the things that we were told about it never really happened, so there's that. Number two, I would have loved to see Christopher Columbus step foot on Newfoundland and say, this is new and nobody lives here. Because I'm almost sure and I guarantee that there were people standing there waiting like, yo, why the fuck are you here? So that's number two. And number three, which is weird, I would have loved to be in Utah to see the 1996 NBA Final. When Michael Jordan made that shot. I would have absolutely loved to see that. But what is a historical event that you wish that you were a part of?

The French Revolution, watching all of the revolutionists just use the guillotine over and over. No, I'm serious though, but that was such a world-changing event that it reverberated throughout history.

The last Ice Age. Yeah. Doesn't sound fun, but it was the first one that came to mind.

I wish to be a part of the historical event when Nikola Tesla successfully built the Tesla tower

None.

Man, the Source Awards back in early 2000s and Freak Make and... Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Mmm.

I think all of your examples are great. I would love to see this first Thanksgiving that they claim was so happy and everyone was sharing.