Would you rather shit your pants every time you sneezed or piss your pants every time you cough?

I want to shit and sneeze. That's uh... That's on the dollar menu at McDonald's, isn't it?

I'd rather pee when I cough because most girls pee when they laugh so they got used to it.

Nah, it has to be pissed, I can't be shitting myself in public man.

Honest to lord who comes up with these type of questions? Damn.

I'll pay you when I cough that's fine When you're sick or something you stay home anyway, so solves a lot of issues Saving money

Honestly, I can't decide.

I would rather pee my pants.

I'd rather pee every time I cough because then it won't be a lot and I barely cough but I sneeze so much so no.

I already piss my pants every time I cough because I've had three kids so I'm gonna go with that answer.

I'd rather pee myself every time I coughed. I would demand to leave work several times a week. I'd be like, oh, I just coughed, you know what that means, gotta go.