Would you rather be a short fat midget with a monster **** or a tall six foot nine light skin with a micro penis?

First of all bro this is the easiest question I've ever heard. ***** call me a tripod. I will be the midget with three legs *****. He he.

My friend, at this point of this question, I think I would rather choose to be a woman.

From my experience, being a 6'9", light skinned with a micropenis is not fun.

Bro I think about it and I'm a midget have a massive **** right I did get another midget you see right image of B5 to like me

some of these responses are just too good but I'd choose to be a tripod yeah

Bro, why are you exposing me like that bro? I'm already five-stured with a giant car. I'm pretty much a midget.

Heading to the Evergreen now it's microtech this is not the way no matter what

And the guy rather be there bro what the **** are those ****ing options Knigge who

I am are you typing my treats be crease H. I I just I just won't be the monster car

short fat midget