Would you rather shit your pants every time you sneezed or **** your pants every time you cough?

I'ma be real with you bro, anything is better than ******** your pants like I will **** my pants bruh and that's okay bruh but to shit my pants bruh like no bruh that's a ****** up question you

I already do two of those things and I will not be elaborating which.

I am I am I am old and I'm a woman and I've had several children I already pee when I cough

Oh, shit in your pants is crazy. Shit in your pants is crazy. Oh, I don't even know. I don't know.

Unless you eat Taco Bell, then you shit your pants while driving home.

I feel like I choose the **** my parents every time I cough and then if I ever feel the need to cough then I'll go to the bathroom.

You're a grown *** man, bro.

I'm gonna go with the cough and ****, because I sneeze way too much. I got a sensitive nose.

I would do neither of that. I would run to washroom. I mean, what kind of stupid question is that?

I can go ahead and **** my pants. Let's go ahead and hit that diaper aisle.