Would you rather have the world's largest asshole or the world's largest nipples? Like I'm gonna go with the world's largest asshole because then that would make taking shit so much easier, bro.

Largest asshole why because that means I could take it a nice long schlong up in there now.

Nobody wants to be in fear that they're just gonna have shit turds just sliding right out their ass. Like, I don't think you thought the question through.

I'm not even gonna lie, bruv. Why would you want the largest asshole? Like, brudda, what is going on here?

In the first place, this question is so complex. I don't know, I just cannot pick between them.

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This question I cannot even respond.

FYI, having a really large asshole means you're going to have no control over your poop so you're going to poop everywhere anytime.

Bro, be quiet bro, don't ask me that shit cousin.

The worlds largest arsehole

So, what are you most excited for next week?