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This tickles my fancy if Jesus was running for president would you vote for him and if you in if Jesus was running for president do you think he be republican and democrat or other and personally if he's running for president have a friend but I don't think Jesus would be like the way people think he would be like Jesus hung with prostitutes he would be cool like only fans you probably He probably be cool with like reparations he probably try to give people free money I'm in the sky would be a complete socialist I don't know Jesus this sounds like a pretty Bernie Sanders kind of Pres but would you vote for Jesus I wish you vote against Jesus
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The mud president of offering us the very very very difficult not to
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I agree but I agree I will be very difficult and vote for Jesus literally everything any NFL also he'd be a black president or brown president you know we have a Jewish brown person I mean listen there's nothing that will be really good Jesus president be pretty fire angler
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I feel like I would have to vote for him but at the same time I'm a have some questions I'm just on one I wanna know he gonna do the job right like I know he's gonna be good but when it's time to be bad I go to war is he gone you know interesting
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I would, if Jesus was running for president, I would not vote for Jesus. A hundred percent. He was always wandering off somewhere. He was never in one place. No, we need our president in one place. Get it right man.
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It's funny because I probably would because I know Jesus isn't white but I feel like all these white people out here would be mad and be like oh Jesus Jesus is with me but I'm like bro he don't even look like that picture for real
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**** I'm with you earn as a good point as a good point to you cause I feel like Jesus is definitely getting the black and brown vote for sure in the white people gonna be mad like that's not use it was like it say in the Bible here like warm brown skin the next The Knick is black but they'll be the best part of over because the auto auto all the white racist person to be so mad that they were which is Jesus though
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Nah, dude, he's not even real.
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Absolutely the fuck not. No, no, and no. Hell say it. No. But no. He's done a trash job of making sure we was good. I mean, I thought he died for our sins, but it seems like we just keep coming up with newer, dumber ways to fuck shit up. So this whole free will thing or whatever just sounds like he's not taking accountability for like being a complete just absent father. That's what it's giving.
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Jesus Christ for president.
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Can you talk in my language brother of Jesus Christ from president Jesus let's go Jesus
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I don't think Jesus would ever run for president because he probably will see this as an under system and the more interested in debunking in dismantling it that is probably the Jesus that is more biblical on the other Jesus that you guys are talking about I don't think I have exist And that's to say if you believe Jesus existed at all
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All right if I'm a be real I think I would definitely vote for Jesus but if God were to run for president I would not vote for God so figure that out but that's how I feel
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Mike that I like that that's true what would Jesus be like if we go to war offer anything Jesus will be down for war because it's self-defense and you're right I think Jesus will be cool being questioned because Jesus was out in the street so I feel like he would appreciate you asking questions because Jesus Jesus Jesus messes with the streets so um that is interesting I'll be good
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