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This tickles my fancy if Jesus was running for president would you vote for him and if you in if Jesus was running for president do you think he be republican and democrat or other and personally if he's running for president have a friend but I don't think Jesus would be like the way people think he would be like Jesus hung with prostitutes he would be cool like only fans you probably He probably be cool with like reparations he probably try to give people free money I'm in the sky would be a complete socialist I don't know Jesus this sounds like a pretty Bernie Sanders kind of Pres but would you vote for Jesus I wish you vote against Jesus
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Who is he running against? Seriously, who is he running against? That would, I mean, that makes a huge difference. Is it Satan? Is it Barney? like Jesus versus Barney?
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OK he's running against Satan he's running against Satan in That's all they had to be only one person maybe say in in like Lucio ball I don't know she's not a god maybe she's got somebody yeah same we vote for
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Hell no, bruh. He's a pathological fucking liar. Daho convinced an entire population that God exists. Fucking asshole
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Damn, bro, you don't believe in God, bro.
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Said it's not Jesus is a liar man he's getting very first well you're fucking message to Cellarius but Jesus is not the actual liar and it's actually Christian to like see if you believe in the Bible then you're not really a Christian but if you follow Jesus didn't you make large you have some logical sense in you yeah it wasn't Jesus thought it was the flowers Jesus was a pretty cool game I'm telling
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It's sad you don't believe in him but you can be assuming he's a liar because he's not he actually speaks the truth and he is real with us he loves us
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Absolutely, of course. death like this is yes of course
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I like how she sure you were Stephanie I agree I will vote for Jesus I will be fully in support of Jesus president we have peace on earth you know what I'm saying I feel you I feel the same way absolutely
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Hello?
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Congratulations! You have figured out how the app works. Go Joshua! BOO!
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At first he was being Christian, at the second we can't avoid to change the president like hell yes or hell no.
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Hell yeah Sahil knows it's funny can you talk about Jesus leaving if I have any I know if you thought about that double berry but that's pretty funny but I am good and I don't know man is with who else but if you didn't vote for G if if he's not gonna vote for who would vote for him just curious
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Oh Nana Knigge when I say in the God vote for that Nager
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That is hilarious why do I feel like a lot of people vote for Satan people people if there was really legs in between Jesus and Satan I feel like a lobby without for saying I don't know if they will be Republican because he's really don't know but I feel like a lap he will be like damn trying to party and get drunk yeah I don't know I don't know his interest
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It's sad to think that Satan actually saves lives actually cares about you like he got thrown out of heaven may because he lost a battle against God the only guy and he's not an angel anymore he's not the most powerful and I hope you realize that one day
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He got thrown out because God Salinas Nager and Satan just wanna party hard as fuck Knigge you're lame as fuck shut up bitch none of them are real anyways
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Not for real but like I just think like if if Jesus govern shit like it would be lame as fuck like it would be so lame but was Saint Nicholas parties at bitches that's drugs Knigge like fuck it free will everywhere no need to repent no need to do shit and feel bad for a fuck all that and exciting for president
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OK this is in the Dorsman Anna cell who else brings the party to the party OK you bring water he gonna turn that water into wine you hungry he got a piece of fish everybody got fish and bread OK he also go invite Mary Magdalene the scammers this and everybody else everybody's invited I mean
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There's a good you could work on Jesus's team that was some good advertiser listen you might have to be vice president vice president did Jesus cause you that was a good pitch the did the water to wine that's a party fish everybody likes fish I never met a person in my fish and Mary Magdalene the scammers yeah do you have the prices of the air by Kickinit listen that's good that you're right I'm wrong
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This hurt my head a little bit because Jesus isn't a president, he's a king, so the system would be different. Which is a monarchy. We only vote for presidents in a democracy. You can't vote a king in and out of power. So, yeah, I think the question should just be, if Jesus was your king, would you submit to him?
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You actually can vote a king in and out of the throne. The Vatican, which is the capital of the Catholic Church, that's a whole country in and of itself. And it's home to the Pope. And you absolutely can vote for a new pope. And the pope can resign. And the pope is also the king of Vatican City, the king of the whole country. So yeah, it's totally possible.
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Mikey fucking fax I appreciate you I'm not trying to burn the guy he responded to a live iMessage name wrong sorry but I just I just got a really good kick out he just come with his fax it was all good I don't know if it's true but I believe you but I'm gonna I'm gonna Google it and I believe you I know you're right ;-) thank you Maggie I didn't think about that I didn't know that but I did
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I left Owen standing room first we had a cool lake name thing going on with your avatar That's funny I'm sorry I hurt your head it's not good I guess but I am Thing about voting for Gionet vote accepting Jesus or Kingsberry have to do that because technically that's what Christianity asks ready to submit to Jesus So I guess the question would be with you
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I know I wouldn't know but I listened to your entire thing and I was like yeah I haven't personally read the Bible but I I used to go to like Christian camp well it wasn't a camp I you I just used to get forced to go there on the weekends and I know like some things about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ but yeah if he's like a socialist? Like if he's like an ergo communist I'm down with that.
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Do you know that's a great way to put it all of it to that means a lot and I thank you for responding cause loons even a lot that's good point what would it be a think he would be a socialist I mean Jesus would definitely be like Bernie Sanders is kind of like gnome Chomsky kind of like he has all the information but he would totally be down for like some new green party stuff this will be a solid vote I'll be honest I mean he he'll be cool the Christmas win vote for him that's my theory to
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It is so very ironic that you would say that the Christians wouldn't vote for Jesus, but that's true because everything that Jesus stood for, like, if he was born in this day and age, if he was brought to us in this day and age, he would be like, I love all my trans children, I love all my gay children. Like, the Christians wouldn't stand for that, no. And neither would, like, every Republican either. Like people would be like, yo, what the fuck Jesus no
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But like by not voting for Jesus aren't they like declining the Lord's word that's like Kind of hypocritical like I'm not a Christian and I don't know everything about Christianity, but like I'm pretty sure that like Everything that Jesus would stand for nowadays Lends it pretty well to what he used to stand for But yeah.
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It's it's also incredibly difficult for Us to tell what Jesus really stood for because like the Bible has been Translated into so many different languages so many different times like into Germanic back into English and then into like like, Latin and like so many different languages, it's just impossible to be sure.
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Oh man I love these conversations in a yeah man it's interesting right because when you really think about is if you were to smack them into today big bigger play he will be he would love the trans he would love the gays he will have only fans that would be his audience because Jesus practice church outside he probably wouldn't be in the bills here so we're kind of way to the Bible like when Jesus died and they chose to kill him over I think a rapist is very Interesting
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I'm sorry I am and by that I mean his followers like I think he got so like before he was crucified they did they had a choice to crucify him or the other guy would've been rabies and they chose to do it she's in which is kind of in line with the way people are today I think yeah I mean that's how people are with famous people I am They treat him pretty badly so I can imagine Jesus Christians would hate Jesus in a weird way he wouldn't be with
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It is and I think it's a really beautiful, conversation cause big is a question what do Christians even what I mean even even even like everybody knows what crystals are like it seems like Christians just want to be god sometimes and I like Jesus I think it's great I was raised Christian memory special person but yeah it's Bozeman translate 100 times it's 66 books that were put together it's not even like a cohesive piece of work We don't have cheesy existed really but yeah it's very interesting
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And like another thing about the Bible that you can't really believe anything that it says is that when it was given to a new kingdom it was like, okay, so I am the king and I do not like this thing about the Bible that it says love everybody. How about one cannot lay with another man when originally, as far as we can tell, it was supposed to say one cannot lay with a child. That is what it's supposed to say, which is fucked.
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This is such an interesting thought experiment because if he was alive today and he was running for president, he wouldn't be a Republican. I don't even think he'd be a Democrat. He'd probably be a socialist. Yeah, like you said. And I guarantee you every Republican would just vilify him and demonize him for his stances and views in terms of politics because they don't believe in anything he preaches whatsoever.
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Mikey Martin a man after my own heart let me tell you something buddy I appreciate you that's good it is a thought experiment I thought about that and I didn't ever subconscious but that is a good point and that would be awesome of Jesus really came back and ran and you could see how Republicans really are Christians neither Democrats because the end of the day everything Jesus stands for none of the party stand for I mean Jesus was cool price prostitutes everybody will be such a socialist they would kill him like they did in the Bible right to be like the Bible all over again
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