If people use breakup lines instead of pickup lines, what would some funny ones be?

Our relationship must be the Apollo 1 because it's crashed and burnt.

Are we tonic plates because we're drifting apart?

Damn girl, are you a cloud? is when you come out, it's a terrible day.

Hey baby I see a future that I come American spelled the word color without U

Raise your hand if you've got a girlfriend. Hey, not so fast, man.

Are they had a break a plane and be well we can't be together anymore due to all the molecules that separate us from doing anything meaningful so goodbye done done done done with the sign out sound just begun imagine it with the sign of sound