If people use breakup lines instead of pickup lines, what would some funny ones be?

Alright, check this one out. Take the L out of lover, and it's over.

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure, so I hope someone treasures you.

Hey baby are you in a tunnel cause we're breaking up

Are you a limited time offer because our relationship expires right now?

I'd give it a little fake laugh. Hahaha. Look at her and say, Your time is up.

I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level

I'm going to kill myself

One fish, two fish, three fish, four fish. I'm breaking up with you bitch.

Hey girl, I'm a relationship is like a toilet. shitty

Another really good break up line if that gets on your nerves are you Gotta do is hit her with a