What's the weirdest thing someone has ever said do on a date? I'll go first. I had lit my finger on fire during that day, long story, and it smelled like burning flesh, which I had never smelled before, so I told him. And he said, hear this, he said, it's a shame that we've evolved from not liking the smell of our own burning flesh. I believe that's what's kept us from eating each other this whole time. This guy didn't want to go back out with me. This guy rejected me.

I'm married, hope you don't mind. This is the weirdest thing I ever heard.

Someone asked me on my jacket from the island of Lesbos

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