Look, when I'm drunk, bad things happen. So, what's your worst drunk story?

So I was once so drunk I stayed in a hotel on holiday and I went completely delirious and delusional and I pooed in all four corners of the room. Don't know if I was spiked, I'd like to think I was spiked but erm...

So I wasn't drunk but I was there used to work in a pub and working with another guy good guy funny guy but have a clan and there's

So one of my friends lent me a book and I went to collect it off my friend who I lent it to. We went out and got blind drunk, went to a dark place and I threw darts at it only to find out that it was a signed copy that I had to somehow replace.

You remember those neck nominations? So we went over the top, eyebrows shaved off, stripped down to your boxes, on top of a car, drinking a pint, flying through the streets at like 50 miles an hour. Shit was crazy.

gone back to this girls house yeah go to the bathroom throwing up in the sink pooing in the toilet pass out next thing I know I wake up on the floor about half an hour later she's passed out and then I'm thinking holy shit imagine if a fan walked in

So when I was really drunk I kept being sick into my hands and then thrown outside of the taxi window So I didn't get charged by the taxi man Then when I got home realized I didn't have my keys so I had to climb that scale my parents house and climb in the open window on the second floor. It was rough.