So I've been on some horrible dates and I need to know what is the weirdest day you've ever been on

It wasn't me but the worst day I've heard of is a friend of mine got all dressed up and the girl got really dressed up as well on Valentine's Day and he took her to the takeaway we'd always go to at the end of the night out. Ridiculous. Worst day ever.

Haha, that's not really how we roll, you know, good dates only. But there was this one time that I had a bit of whistling in my pocket and conversation was a little bit dry so I kept nipping down to the little boys room and I was giving myself a little top up.