Would you rather be a short fat midget with a monster **** or a tall six foot nine light skin with a micro penis?

I think I would go with the micro penis because there's like toys and stuff and you could always have like help in the bedroom, you know, and still like pride in what you like look like, I guess. But maybe that makes me shallow for about not wanting to be a short fat midget.

This question is super extreme!

No, I ain't even gonna lie this is kind of a hard question because Being under six foot means you don't get no bitches. That's like a fact So I'm have to go with the micro dig

Why are you trying to push your woke agenda on me?

Lost me at light skin.

Nah dog, go with the micro and have the surgery. I'm done. I'd rather be tall. I'd rather be tall, dog.

Question but I'm think about some if you say Nager a monster dick if I got an anaconda and I'm a midget is it long enough to whatever bitch hanging on the right like is it long enough and when I got a wrap around my legs if they if so I'll be a midget

I think I'd rather have a micro penis, because that's hilarious.

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I mean shit I'm already the second option so I'm out about the second option