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We know if you agree, but these are the three signs you're an emotional tampon. The first one is people only call you to talk about their problems. They only call you to vent. The second sign, your emotional tampon is they only come around when they need something, but they never they never come around when you need anything. And the third sign is if you ain't having no sex with this person, but you know all the deepest, darkest secrets. Those are three signs your emotional tampon. Do you agree? Do you not agree?
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I'm sorry I laughed because on the third one I was like, I might be the third person. Like I might be the one tamponing people.
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I'm your black tan packs baby. No, I'm joking. I don't know why I said that. No, you're my buddy so I get it. I get it. You know, I would tell you, but you know what I'm saying. You're funny. Funny!
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I have my best friend that I'm not having sex with and I know some of his secrets but not all. But the other two emotional tampon things I totally agree with, yes that's me.
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Not an emotional tampon. What if you're heterosexual and the person is the same sex as you? You're not having sex with them. Come on, Chris.
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What I'm not gonna do is entertain this foolishness. You know exactly what I was talking about. Obviously, this applies to everybody. You don't have to be in a relationship or whatever. But yes, as a heterosexual male, you can still be an emotional tampon in some way.
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Guys, tell me is it worth 36 seconds of my life?
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No, it's not. It's really not. It's not at all.
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