Hey everyone, um, I want to ask you guys to just roast the fuck out of me I know it's gonna be a little difficult for you guys cuz y'all dumb as fuck, but I Don't know. Let's see if anyone's funny on here. I fucking doubt it though Anyways, roast me please

Doug what you doing? eyebrows got you looking like Mr. Clean if he had hair long hair swan ass looking like love guru But the Walmart version come on now!

I'm loyal dirty ass Knigge your ass like you beat your meat Minecraft porn naked shut your nasty ass up bitch fuck wrong with you to your eyebrows are fucking -30°C in Niggemeyer dumbass

Here's my helicopter guy. Didn't even come and see me at EDC, but hey, I forgive you, it's okay.

Dog, you were right. They really are dumb as fuck.

bro there's nothing wrong with you bro you should just love yourself

That's the face of a man who's just licked his first pussy. How does your mum taste?

Bro you got your bleach eyebrows my boy and got a receding hairline all the way back to your fucking neck and got a nice smile but fuck she could only take you so far

Soft boy from shell hills

You look like the teacher from Victorious.

Ok but was that before or after you took a 3 foot long Fischer-Price wiffle ball bat shoved it up in your butt, pulled your pants down and cranked the dougie with 8 geriatric dungbeetles in the middle of an old folks home while your dad was simultaneously recording a video of himself Gangnamstyling to the 2016 XXL Freshmen Cypher on Facebook Live while your grandfather in the kitchen sink with peanut butter smeared on his forehead having a deep conversation with his toenail bitch ass *****