So over the past few months, I've noticed my husband sneaking out of the house at night, sometimes for hours at a time. I'm one of those people that fall asleep as soon as their head hits the pillow. So obviously he thinks I'm asleep. But one night, I hear the baby crying and notice he wasn't there. At first I thought he was sneaking out to see another woman, but it turns out it was worse than that, in my opinion anyways. We had our first child in February this year and he's been a really hands-on father. Always is there to take care of the baby despite having a full-time job when I need a break in all of that. I don't know how else to really say what he's doing without it sounding completely insane, because it kind of is. But it turns out when my husband goes out at night, all he does is go into the yard where the trash cans are, rummages around and fishes out a dirty diaper from our child, opens it and just stands there smelling it. It seems to only be the ones that our son has gotten number two in, because I've seen him toss back ones that presumably only have been peed in and look for a dirtier one, and then he just stands there, taking these deep, contented breaths in our child's excrement. For ages. The sad thing is, he looks so damn happy when he's doing it. I've watched him from the window for weeks now, just standing out there, sniffing with this huge grin on his face and then rummaging around for another. The real icing on the cake was the other night when he came back to bed. Once again thinking I was asleep. He must have been too close to the diaper when he was sniffing our son's business, because when he got into bed with me, I could smell something and open my eyes a bit when I finally heard him snoring. And it turns out he had a bit of poop on his nose. I feel so disgusted. So I'm at a loss as to what I should do now. I love my husband, but this freaks the hell out of me. Has this happened to anyone else before? Is it a turn out or something? I'm too scared to confront him, but I know it needs to be done. Any advice would be great, because I mean, damn.

You're right. Daaamn. There's no way in hell that I would sit there and not say anything. I'd have to say, you know what, motherfucker, you're busted. What the fuck are you doing?

Oh what the fuck did I just witnessed one of my hearing right now

What even is three that got me just the fact that yet shit was not smelling it fuck your heart I'm fucking screaming