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Last thing that made me laugh is that I wanna date like today with an older man and I don't know why I was shocked to learn that he's a divorce with three kids and I laughed about it up to his face
No dude I was being manic the day before and I just like felt ugly and said I like so I've been on a bunch of people and then he was like hey do you want to go have dinner tomorrow and I was like yeah cause I felt ugly and he was cute and he wanted to buy me dinner and then he was a divorce with three kids and didn't mention it
Last thing that made me laugh was last night I had the hiccups and my brother was trying to tell me ways to get rid of the hiccups and his baby mama chimed in and said I suck dick when I get the hiccups
My sister was writing a riddle on a whiteboard for my family to guess the answer to. And right when she was done writing it down, I said the answer and she told me to go fuck myself.
The riddle was I have 13 hearts but no lungs, no nose, and no body or something like that. and as soon as I read the 13 hearts, I was like, it's a deck of cards.
When I was in fucking primary school they used to tell us to put light take your head upside down and put your right small smallest finger in your ears I don't know why but I never really work for me