Okay guys, let's do your best Aussie accent. Alright, let's get the blokes and the Sheelas. If you don't know what a Sheela is, it is a female and the bloke is obviously a dude, man. Anyway, cheers. Hope to hear your Aussie accents soon.

Oi, Mike, how you doing? What's up? Okay, you know what? I can't do that.

Oh, I from down there in Perth, I like to suck off kangaroos and fucking jack off these turtles. Oh, bro

G'day sport, how's it going? Yeah right, so I gotta go via the servo later. Do you want me to pick up anything, a few tinnies or something?

You shame. I'll roll you for you in taze lad. If you really wanna go, I'll go there in the franksman. And I'll really fuckin' yeah, do the mess and all that shit braz.

No cap but this was actually good. Hope you're well. We're due for a chat. Okay bye.