Why did I think to get this ad? Like, baby, I had this for like six months. Like, no. Ain't nobody want to talk to me. Like, ain't nothing to post on here but yourself. Like, what kind of compliments am I going to get? Ain't nobody know. Ain't nobody know.

Can somebody please be my friend? Like, I ain't got no friends right now. Like, in this moment. And when I first got this app, like, I was supposed to, like, like, rate me, but, like, it was fake people. Well, they're real, but, like, there's not, like, that I know. You know, like, that, but, please be my friend. I'm getting all mimey's in.