Now, the Holy Bible is true. If you read the Bible, see what's going on in the Word today. Everything that they say in the Bible, everything that is happening true, it's coming to real. The second Jesus of coming Christ is coming. He's going to come soon. Everybody needs to be ready. Everybody needs to know that He is coming. He will. So know it. The Holy Bible.

He said the second coming of Jesus, if people don't know by now, then I guess they'll never know. I guess they're too fucking slow to see what's going on in the world. That's just humans, I guess.

It's gonna be in the meeting and find

None of them are true. Not the Bible, not the Book of Mormon, none of it. It's all science, baby.

Yeah, yeah, everything about the Mormonism religion is 100% true, all the stories about Joseph, all that, all that good shit, it's completely true, totally doesn't sound like it was made up by some very sane man chilling in a very lovely white padded room in a maximum security asylum or anything. Definitely.

Oh you mean the part where Mormon people hate black people because they were undecided in the war between heaven and earth between God and the other angels so that's why slavery happened you mean you mean you mean that book of Mormon talking about Old Testament or New Testament

I swear the creators of South Park made it. Is it good? Because me and my mom are gonna go see it.

Wanna know what's true? The story of the One Piece! The One Piece! The One Piece is real! Can we get much higher? So high, so high, so high!