No, I eat hamsters

Uh, no, I'm eating kids.

I eat dogs.

Nah, gang, I eat the leaves like I'm a cow, buddy.

No, I eat Turkey, China, Russia, and sometimes Palestine. Alright? Don't vote for Joe Biden.

I eat booty like it shut

Oh, I eat booty

I eat dog because I'm Asian.

I eat all the grandma's toast that have been stuck in a pool full of chlorine for two weeks. I put a little bit of salt, some pepper, you know, the white people's seasoning, because I mean, I'm white, and then I eat them. They're so scrumptious.

No, I eat pickled pig's feet because, like, that's so scrumdiddlyumptious. Get that in my belly!