What the hell? That's what killed my uncle? That's Tobias Bernard Samuels on behalf of my uncle. Red Bill killed my uncle! No! Rest in peace, Kevin Samuels.

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

I mean, they used to put actual cocaine in Coca-Cola, so why wouldn't you think they would put all that weird shit in Red Bull? Now we know why it gives you wings.

See, see I was telling my consort and my son to leave them energy drinks alone. Look what she been found just putting it in a piss cup like you want to test the piss. Oh my my my my. Red Bull, you have some answering to do.