I have a detachable penis.

Are you gonna love this story? It's a story about how I don't give a fuck about this motherfucking posing how I wanna annoy motherfuckers. Fuck you.

okay so one day in bikini bottom at the chum bucket he shoved the chum so far on my spidusi that it broke

a guy called himself daddy and then called me good girl and he's blocked now

So, one time me and my boyfriend were fucking and we were going at it really fast and, um, you know, it kind of like slipped out of me and it nearly went up my bum, it nearly went up my butt, mad, but yeah, I don't like butt stuff but it was funny, you know.

Okay you want to hear a funny story? One time I was living with my dad okay and I went to work. I worked at the airport. I got home work early. Went to my dad. He wasn't expecting me home. I opened the door and his girlfriend on his knees giving my dad a hit. I walked right in seeing him and my dad jumped up put on his pants and act like nothing happened.

Who wants to hear funny stories? Oh. Mmm. Um, I got one. Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. Um, when I was in the store with this girl, we were at Walmart. And I spit on a baby, a stranger's baby, actually. This is not a joke. Ah! Ha ha!

She has done the farting on my dick, she has shitted.

When I was little my daddy had a Cadillac and that motherfucker used to have a horn and be like honky honky and my friend across the street was a white boy he was like my daddy got a chainsaw and ***** he said his daddy chainsaw turn on and be like run ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****

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