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Okay you want to hear a funny story? One time I was living with my dad okay and I went to work. I worked at the airport. I got home work early. Went to my dad. He wasn't expecting me home. I opened the door and his girlfriend on his knees giving my dad a hit. I walked right in seeing him and my dad jumped up put on his pants and act like nothing happened.
Who wants to hear funny stories? Oh. Mmm. Um, I got one. Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. Um, when I was in the store with this girl, we were at Walmart. And I spit on a baby, a stranger's baby, actually. This is not a joke. Ah! Ha ha!
When I was little my daddy had a Cadillac and that motherfucker used to have a horn and be like honky honky and my friend across the street was a white boy he was like my daddy got a chainsaw and ***** he said his daddy chainsaw turn on and be like run ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****